Victory Post

This one comes to you from Camp Victory, Baghdad. There's a lot of good stuff, today.

Well, it's been 100 years since the big earthquake that ravaged SanFran. MSNBC says there's a 62% chance of another quake of similar size striking in the next thirty years. To them, "it's not if, but when." Hmm... if my high school math serves me right, there's still a 38% chance it won't happen. I guess it is "if." Any bets on how long it takes before somebody blames the next quake or the 1906 quake on global warming ... or Bush?

Speaking of skies falling, Al Gore's new movie "An Inconvenient Truth" is coming out soon. The end-times are near. Party at my house.

The race for the New Orleans mayoral seat is on! I'm throwing my support behind Ray Nagin. I remember when he promised N.O. would be a "chocolate city." I like chocolate, but hopefully he makes it dark chocolate. I hear it's better for your heart. However, if another candidate would make promises of caramel cabs, marshmellow streets, and Jelly Belly pennies, my support may change.

Tom Cruise said, "I'm going to eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there." PugBus offers some advice that goes a long way - Placenta Helper.

I've noticed the media is using the words "dancer" or "exotic dancer" in regard to the woman allegedly raped by Duke students. Why not call her what she is - a stripper? Jesse Jackson's Rainbow/PUSH Coalition also plans to pay for the girl's tuition at her public college. His previous record at helping women isn't helping him, though. ...Anita Hill, anyone?