Monday Quick Hits

Today really couldn't go any better. It's days like these I'm thankful I didn't bite down on that cyanide capsul when undercover with Valerie Plame.

I shook hands with this woman today. I told her to keep up the good work.

Mike Adams has risen near the top of my "must-read columnists" list. This week's piece is another not worth missing.

Somebody has a new book being released on my fifth anniversary of Army service. I hope it comes with a centerfold.

Homer and the family are set to hit the big screen in 2007. TV-to-theater movies are always a huge gamble. If it's not done just right, it will most likely flop. Possibly a bad move on Groening's part.

A new study is claiming that more than half of all teens have had oral sex. A few months ago, "kari," on my blog, speculated as to why oral sex was so popular among the youth. The real cause?

"Maybe teenagers are going crazy with oral sex because they're increasingly
frustrated with the way our society is going: war, poverty, lack of
education/opportunity, racial division."

Looks like Scott McClellan (Press Secretary) and John Snow (Treasury Secretary) are next in the shakeup at the White House. I am a huge fan of McClellan and know nothing of Snow. If these speculations are true, Bill Maher may not be far off in his "scapegoat" theory. My move? Replace Rummy with Lieberman. Fire Cheney, Promote Rice. Make this guy Secretary of State.

If you're feeling down, check out this video of Rep. McKinney excusing her actions of resisting DC police questioning. If the evidence fails to get you out of trouble, blame racism.