A Hooker's Resume

If I was to submit a resume to a pimp for employment, here are some key points I would include to put me ahead of the rest of the whores.

- Won't bite off more than she can chew
- Able to meneuver in difficult situations
- Willing to bend over backwards for a customer
- Always willing to take work home with her
- Experienced with the latest technology
- Able work on the road
- Willing to let other employees help on a job
- Knows who's boss