iTunes Questions

I thought I'd take a break from politics and post something completely useless. I'm sure later I'll want my wasted time back.

open iTunes/iPod, windows media player, musicmatch jukebox, or whatever .. to answer the following.

go to your library,
& then answer these:

how many songs?: 4055

sort by artist:
first artist?: 3 Doors Down
last artist?: ZZ Top

sort by song title:
first song?: 'Round Midnight, by Chick Corea
last song?: Zombie Prescription, by Snapcase

sort by time:
shortest song?: All, by The Decendents, 3 seconds
longest song?: Hitchens Ritter Tarrytown, a debate in NYC between Christopher Hitchens and John Ritter over the Iraq War, 1 hour 42 minutes

sort by album:
first album?: ...is a Real Boy, by Say Anything
last album?: (Japanese Characters) Solo, by Yo-Yo Ma

first song that comes up on shuffle?: The Glory of Love, by Jimmy Durante

how many songs come up when you search for "sex"?: 14: I Wanna Be a Homosexual, by Screeching Weasel; Sexual Healing, by Marvin Gaye; Sex Farm, by Spinal Tap; My Sexual Life, by Everclear; Sex Positions, by DJ Smallz; Tired of Sex, by Weezer; and a bunch of Sex Pistols songs

how many songs come up when you search for "death"?: 48: Death Cab For Cutie songs; Static X CD - Wisconsin Death Trip; Murder by Death songs; The Death of Us, by the New Amsterdams; Hatebreed CD - Satisfaction is the Death of Desire; The Death Song, by Marilyn Manson

how many songs come up when you search for "love"?: 151: too many to list, but it includes: Saigon Kick,toby Keith, Steve Miller Band, Whitesnake, Young Buck, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, arvin Gaye, mary Chapin Carpenter, New Amsterdams, Norah Jones, Jay-Z, Jessica Simpson, Gwn Stefani, The Get Up Kids, G-Unit, The Game, Frank Sinatra,BT, Blues Brothers, Brak, and 50 Cent

how many songs come up when you search for "you"?: 420

how many songs come up when you search for "why"?: 15: Will Smith, Weezer, Toby Mac, Simpleton Music, Reel Big Fish, Norah Jones, Koufax, Johnny Cash, Jadakiss, Hilary Duff, Gap Band, Everclear, Elton John, and All-Time Quarterback

what songs come up when you enter your name?: 29: to include Rolling Stones, Rob Zombie, Kid Rock, Gwen Stefani, Doc Watson and Richard Watson, Chicago Soundtrack, Big Tymers, The Beatles, and 50 Cent

I was right. I do want my time back.