In America, First You Get The Sugar, Then You Get The Power, Then You Get The Women...

Tomorrow's my 23rd birthday, but today's a good day for quick hits.

It's apparently legal to skip that receipt-checker at Sam's Club or other big box stores:

"[T]his verification step is purely voluntary. Merchants basically have two rights covering people entering and exiting their stores. They can refuse to let you enter the premises and/or to sell you anything, and they can place you under citizens arrest for attempting to leave the premises with any property that you haven't paid for. But the second you hand over the appropriate amount of cash, they lose all rights to the items. They can't legally impair you from leaving the store with your property."

Hmph... how about that...

Austria jails Holocaust denier for three years. Seriously? yes... seriously.

Today, I buy an iSight. And to the gentleman who purchased the winning $365 million lottery ticket: Please buy me one of these and one of these. MacBook Pro's are now shipping.

1160 AM, WBOB, is no longer on the radio and Clear Channel has dropped Glenn Beck for abysmal annoyance Tony Snow. This has forced me to venture over to the dark side of the dial - FM.

Hannity and Springer duke it out on Saturday in Cincinnati. I wish I could go, but hope to catch the podcast later. Should be great to hear two people with unsound arguments go at each others' throats with sharpened claws. I have no prediction for the winner of the debate, only the loser - the American public.

It looks like Al Qaeda offers a decent healthcare and vacation package for its employees. I hear business is ... booming. *snicker snicker* More Developing: Maryland to impose government rules bettering the healthcare of Al Qaeda employees to match that of WalMart.

That's enough for today.