"I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Rabbit"

A man faced an Australian court yesterday charged with having sexual relations with a rabbit and the sadistic killing of 17 other rabbits whose carcasses were found dumped in a lane. A plea has not been entered for the 21 charges against North Sydney resident Brendan McMahon.

Side Note: The rabbit is undergoing extensive psychological therapy and has not made a statement on whether it will testify against Mr. McMahon. It is currently in stable condition and is said to be "enjoying carrots." Let's all keep the rabbit in our prayers and hope for a speedy recovery.

One other question: Were the fuck is PeTA!?!