A Sad Day In Turkey

It is a sad day in Turkey. 450 sheep committed mass suicide by following each other off of a cliff. After the 450 made a pile of dead sheep carcasses, the other 1550 followed but were spared by the cushioning of the other victims. To prevent horrible attrocities like these from happening in the future, I suggest mass quantities of Zoloft be perscribed to any sheep showing the following signs of suicidal tendency: white or off-white fur, two ears, or traveling with other sheep diagnosed with suicidal tendencies. Let's stop this before it happens again.

July 8th, 2005: We'll Never Forget The Sheep We Have Lost