Crazy Old Iran

They're at it again. Not only are the leaders in tight with terrorism, the elections are rigged, oppression of women continue, nukes are in the process, and they can't seem to kick that Islamic Revolution habit, but their President-elect is a former hostage taker. 5 former hostages of the 444 day Tehran captivation in 1979 are claiming that the President-elect was one of those hostage-takers. The captives seem pretty confident it's him too. A retired Army colonel and former hostage said, "You could make him a blond and shave his whiskers, put him in a zoot suit and I'd still spot him." I'm sure we'll (the U.S.) will take the usual stance: wave our finger at them and say, "That's a bad Iran. Don't do that."